
Bride and I leave for a fun-filled long weekend at the Disney parks tomorrow. You may expect a full report upon my return. Early plans for remote Twitter updates were quashed by the dual-pronged attack of a) my incredible laziness, and b) Bride's displeasure at this prospect. What can I say, we have a successful formula for our marriage: she gives me commands, and I obey them. By your command, sweetie.

